Few days back I got a mail from Pattu, my PG classmate @ SSNCE… It was about one of the comical moments of our college days… Drafting as it is from his mail with few touches… Enjoy :)
Mind voice of Pattu in blue color.
Dreamland of Pattu in yellow color.
Here you go, the mail from him…
Subject: Director’s special
It’s about one of the terrific moments of my college days.
We had Human Resource paper in our 3rd year. One ma’am was handling that class for us. Don’t ask her name. On that terrific day, HR was the first hour after lunch. As usual, I took my position in the row before last. With a heavy lunch loaded, I badly needed a nap and was eagerly waiting for our HR mam to assist me out.
As the wait was growing and my eyes were closing, suddenly to my surprise our management Director entered the class room, “OMG! What on the earth is he doing here?”. I thought someone would tell him that, "Sir this is MCA... MBA class is in the next room". But he didn't wait for our turn, he announced "Hey guys! I will take your HR classes for the remaining academic period". Off course our reaction was “$h!t!!!”
First thing that came to my mind was, "Aathaa magamaayi, indha class mattum enna thoongaama paathukitaa unakku kedaa vetti ponga vakiren thaaye!"
The most terrific class ever started!!!
Director: "Guys! Human Resource is a very easy paper, but it's very difficult to understand!"
“Ennayyaa sollura... vandhu ukaandhadhu oru kuthamaa…”
Director: "HR takes major part in every organization………………………………………."
“Oh! What is this... Why do i feel so drowsy ? No. I wont sleep...”
Director: "Every part in organization is HR of Major... "
“No no… I'm not sleeping.”
Major... What I'm coming to say is… Naan enna solla varennaa…"
Hey, What is this, HR Class is over or what? Why Major Sundarrajan is standing in front of the class? Who is that lady entering the class room. Is that our HR mam? No no. It's Trisha. I can't believe this.. Is this real? I pinched myself & heard an 'Ah!!!' Wow! This is real only.
Oh no! Trisha is dancing with Major. Terrific thing I have ever seen in my life. If I have a gun, I’ll shoot him down & I’ll start dancing with Trisha… What is that? Why major is aiming the gun at me? Did he read my mind?
Oops.. Who is pinching my hand?
I opened my eyes. It wasn't Major's gun, it was Director's hand. He was asking me something & I was in an inebriated state & my friend's pinch is what woke me up. (That would have been a revenge for the one he got from me when I was in my dream :P)
Now I could hear Director's question clearly. "What is the spelling of Appraisal?" What??? Am I sitting in second standard class? Or is this still a dream?
No, it is real only, everyone are looking at me with some expectation, may be they are also expecting the answer from me. Then Director asked again , "Tell me man, what is the spelling of Appraisal?".
I started, “A p p r i a ...”
That’s all the whole class busted into laughter. “ada paavigalaa , idhukuthaan ennai apdi paathigalaaa ?” and the Director said "Hammered!".
Then I started, “H a m m e r e d...” This time there was more laughter and the college bell also joined with our guys..
(Later, I was told that he was scolding me as 'Hammered'. Ennai poochi maadhiri nasuki thooki podanumaam :P)
Director should have left the class with a satisfaction of shooting a comedy film (Oru oorla pattu nu oruthan irundhaanaam, avana paathu oore sirichudhhaam)
I asked my enemy, "Why did you guys laugh like that?" (class’la thoongum bodhu elupuravan enemy thaana? :P)
He said, "Dai Director already asked three guys, all of them spelt it incorrectly, he repeated the correct spelling many times and then asked you and you……………." :D
Anyway that wasn't my mistake... Why did he spell it when I was sleeping?
